Thursday, February 14, 2008

Loaded Questions

"Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" is the 3rd grade version of "Have your stopped beating your wife?"

2 comments:

Philosophizer said...

Except I don't know of any entertainingly silly songs with the phrase 'have you stopped beating your wife' in them.

Tom Foss said...

Obviously you haven't listened to the last verse of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."