Monday, October 22, 2007

An incomplete list of things which cannot survive a fall off the top of my car

  • A Fabergé egg
  • A normal egg
  • Most mirrors
  • A snowball
  • An intricate Lego or K'Nex structure which is not specifically made to survive a 5-foot fall
  • Pie
  • Peter Parker's ego
  • Samuel L. Jackson's character in "Unbreakable"
  • My new laptop


Next: An incomplete list of warranties I didn't buy!

5 comments:

--J-- said...

Awe, man! My sympathies for your loss!!

*pours some liquor for the laptop*

Tom Foss said...

Actually, it looks like it's going to be the Bionic laptop--I'm sending it away, and they're going to rebuild it (they have the technology). They're going to make it better, faster, stronger (than it currently is, in its broken state).

I just hope the relaunch doesn't suck.

John said...

Sorry about your laptop, but at least you got a funny blog entry out of it.

Matt said...

Sorry to hear about your laptop, man. That really sucks.

-M

Jon said...

Better? Faster? Stronger? You have tech support from Kanye West? Bitchin'!